Don't Stop The Party Bus
Brian:
After being placed in the witness protection program, Brian knew life as a mafia enforcer, while lucrative, would be short at best. Just out of puberty, his next career would combine his love of sharp objects and slicing things with the hired goon status he had once enjoyed. College beckoned and he answered the call. While at Ohio State, Brian ran into Mike after a failed chemistry experiment that nearly rendered them both humorless and sterile (but don’t worry ladies their ravaging man-powers are still intact).
Brian moved to New York City, where, during this time, Brian discovered what the natives called “radio”, and after working with multiple morning and afternoon shows, as well as a syndicated talk show, Brian learned how to harness his incredible powers to sway the masses and activate the Emergency Alert System at blinding speeds. Through bribes of food and beer, Brian convinced Mike to join him in the city, where the two of them awed the men in fancy suits and corner offices with these new-found powers.
Calling upon his experience, Brian unleashed his ideas to Mike late one night when the cable went out. It was then that they created the Brian and Mike Show, which was a continuation of the show they had been doing in their own living room for years.
Mike:
What do you want to know about Mike? He loves everything from video games to fast cars and expensive toys. When Mike met Brian, the two became fast friends, and realized the possibility of making a living talking about these kinds of things.
Now, many years, and a nasty case of carpel tunnel later, Mike's voice is being heard on the radio. Mike helped develop and co-host a radio talk show, and added his voice to radio station imaging and commercials with Brian's ninja-like production skills. Together on The Brian and Mike Show, he helps Brian paint a picture of the world as they see it; strange but interesting.
Together, Brian and Mike use their powers for evil by resuscitating Talk Radio.